school:	make time for your interests and hobbies!
school:	oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.
school:	eat 3 meals a day!
school:	here's lunch, it's cardboard.
school:	school is free!
school:	oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)
school:	you earn the grades you get!
school:	what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!
school:	respect your teachers.
school:	oh, but they don't have to respect you, silly!
school:	everyone is an individual!
school:	here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
school:	balance your social life and academics.
school:	but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
school:	we accept all love!
school:	stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.
school:	bullying is bad!
school:	but our teachers won't help you out of it, that's your job
school:	it's okay to be out sick.
school:	but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's /your/ fault that you were sick.
school:	act like adults.
school:	but we're going to treat you like children.